“no problem.” the sales clerk ansht knee bent a little at all times, uy bought the suit, cocked his left shoulder into the air， tucked the suit’s left lapel under his chin, bent his right knee, and limped out of the store to and noticed him. “good heavens,” the first doctor said to the second, “look at that poor crippled felloreat?”
公主青蛙
有个名叫弗瑞德的男子正走在回家的路上。他家就在一条大河附近的小镇里。那是一个美丽的夏日，阳光普照，天空蔚蓝，万里无云。
正当走着的时候，一只青蛙对他说：“很抱歉，我原来是一个美貌的公主。一个邪恶的女巫对我施了咒语，把我变成了青蛙。假如你吻我一下，我就能变回美貌的公主。看样子，你就是那种很难认识女孩的人。”
“假如你吻我一下，把我变回公主的话，作为回报，我会帮你一个忙。我会整个星期都陪着你，你可以带着我出去约会。”
年轻人弯下腰，捡起这只青蛙，放到自己的衬衫口袋里。这只青蛙再次开口说话：“老兄，我觉得你可能没有听清楚我说的话，或者是你认为我给的条件不够好。你看这样怎么样？假如你能吻我一下，让我变回公主的话，我会陪你两个星期。在这两个星期之内，你可以带着我，向你的那些朋友炫耀，并且可以和我约会。”
弗瑞德从口袋里拿出那只青蛙，冲着它笑了笑，又把它放回了口袋。青蛙大叫道：“假如你能吻我一下，让我变回公主的话，我就陪你一个月。”弗瑞德将那只青蛙又一次拿了出来，冲着它笑了笑，又一次把它放回到衬衫口袋里。
最终，青蛙问道：“你这是怎么了？我已经告诉过你，我是一个美貌的公主，而且也告诉你，假如你能吻我一下，我就会变回人形。我还告诉你假如你能那么做的话，我就会陪你一个月。假如我答应陪你两个月呢？你会不会吻我？”
弗瑞德摇了摇头，“我不明白，你为什么不肯吻我？”青蛙大叫道。“听好了，小姐，”弗瑞德说，“我在认识女孩方面根本没有问题。实际情况是，我已经开心地结婚了。我的妻子不会答应你和我们住在一起，我也不会和你出去约会，因此我绝对不会吻你。因为假如那样做的话，我的妻子会很生气。”
“然而有一样东西她和我都很喜欢，那就是青蛙腿。我们在法国的时候，曾经品尝过。天啊，简直太好吃了！但是现在，我们需要马上回家，因为晚餐时间快要到了！”
the princess frog
a man named fred doe river. it and the sky called out to him as he passed and said, “excuse me. i am a beautiful princess. an evil . if you kiss me, i’ll turn back into a beautiful princess. you look like the kind of guy that has a hard time meeting girls.”
“if you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, i’ll do you a favor. my reet to take me out on dates for a man bent over, picked up the frog and put it in the pocket of his shirt. the frog spoke up again and said, “i’m not sure you heard me correctly, pal. or maybe you out of his pocket, smiled at it and returned it to his pocket. the frog cried out, “if you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, i’ll stay ain fred took the frog out, smiled at it and put it back into the pocket of his shirt.
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