“能，我在位子上放了杯冰激凌。”
top3：i have no choice. 没得选择。
one day，eve asked adam，“do you really love me？”
adam said helplessly，“do i have any other choice？”
一天，夏娃问亚当：“你当真爱我吗？”
亚当无可奈何地回答：“我还有别的选择吗？”
top4：thirsty! 口渴。
“i had an operation，”said a man to his friend，“and the doctor left a sponge in me.”
“that’s terrible!”said the friend，“got any pain？”
“no，but i am alot to do ot to ift. 礼物。
kate: mom，do you knooing to give you for your birthday?
mom: no，honey，ot a nice teapot.
kate: no，you haven’t. i’ve just dropped it.
凯特：妈妈，你知道我要给你一件什么生日礼物吗？
妈妈：不知道，宝贝，是什么呀？
凯特：一把漂亮的茶壶。
妈妈：可是我已经有一把漂亮的茶壶了呀。
凯特：不，你没有了。我刚刚把它给摔了。
top7：the doctor knoht to the hospital. his up by his bed，said to the doctor：“i think that he is very ill.”
“i am afraid that he is dead.”said the doctor.
hearing this，the man moved his head and said: “i’m not dead. i’m still alive.”
“be quiet，”said the or saving? 关于浪费与节约。
father: oh，jack，you have slept a. don’t you kno time?
jack: yes，dad. but i’ve saved you a meal，haven’t i?
父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗？
杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是？
top9： about? 喊什么！
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