难得糊涂 第四章（5）
“你为什么这么高兴？”有人冲着击剑手喊道，“你并未击中啊！”
“啊，”剑手回答道，“你刚才看得一定不够仔细。苍蝇确实还活着，没错——可他永远也做不成爸爸了。”
the e. a fly reatest shty arc—but the insect continued on its hast. the greatest set completely, yet he continued to smile.
“ very carefully. the fly lives yet, yes but he at the door reciting a text er came up to him and said, “excuse me, but could you tell me o across the bridge and then turn right. the bridge is only 20 metres long.”
the stranger thanked him and across the bridge er truned around and found it shalloave you the direction. i have come to tell you that the bridge is 40 metres long, not 20 metres as i originally said. if you go 20 metres and then turn right, you o ave me the same directions.”
买 票
一天晚上，一位来看演出的观众行为十分怪异。剧院售票处的一位女士对此感到十分困惑。这个男人买完一张票，几分钟后又过来买了一张；他走之后，一会儿又回来买了第三张票。刚走没一会儿又返回来买了第四张票。此时演出已经开始了，售票处的女士说：“先生，我希望您不要介意，有件事我想问问您。您为什么反反复复地买那么多张票？”
“每次我刚要走进剧场时，”这位可怜的观众说，“就有个家伙把我的票拿过去撕成了两半。”
buying the tickets
the just before the shoht a ticket, ain, returned and bought a third ticket. then he ain, returned yet again and bought a fourth ticket. by this time the sho, sir, but back and buying more tickets?”
“every time i try to get into the auditorium,” the hapless patron replied, “some chap takes my ticket and tears it in haiti.”
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