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吸血蝙蝠的故事
一只满身都是鲜血的吸血蝙蝠在夜间拍打着翅膀飞来，停在洞穴的顶部，准备小睡一会儿。没过多久，其他蝙蝠都闻到了血腥味，开始与他争吵起来，问他的血是从哪里来的。他让他们都走开，让他休息一会儿，可是大家还是坚持不走，直到他妥协为止。“好吧，随我来。”他边说边飞出了洞穴，上百只蝙蝠紧随其后。他们沿着一个山谷飞行，穿过一条河流，进入一片茂密的森林。最后，他渐渐慢下来，所有的蝙蝠都围着他转。“现在，你们看见前面的大树了吗？”他问。“是啊，看见了，看见了！”所有的蝙蝠都狂叫着。“对了，”第一只蝙蝠说，“就因为我没看见！”
batty story
a vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about ot it. he told them to go aet some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in. “ok, folloh a valley they illed around him. “noed in a frenzy. “good,” said the first bat, “because i didn’t!”
世界上最伟大的击剑手
在一场世界最佳击剑手表演中，排名第三的击剑手率先登场。有人放出一只苍蝇， 击剑手用剑划出一个弧线，苍蝇随即被劈成了两半。看到他的表演后，台下观众一阵欢呼。随后，排名第二的击剑手将一只苍蝇切成了四半。现场立即鸦雀无声，人们期待着世界上最伟大的剑手表演。他的剑锋划出了一条巨大的弧线——令人意想不到的是，那只昆虫还在飞行！观众被眼前的场景惊呆了。最伟大的剑手居然没有碰到他的目标，可他依然保持着微笑。
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