难得糊涂 第五章（1）
交通警察的外交辞令
多年前，一个朋友开着一辆60年代末生产的笨重汽车以每小时100英里的速度在限速公路上行驶。很快就有一位警官严厉地对他说：“请出示驾照和登记卡。”几分钟后，他收到一份书面警告，因为他在每小时65英里的限速公路上行驶的速度已经达到每小时100英里。
违规者说：“我是无意识的，可是你是怎样决定给票和给书面警告的呢？”
警察说：“那取决于……违反者的本性……公路情况……天气……违反者的态度……或者是在我的票开完了的情况下。”
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