难得糊涂 第三章（4）
et shaved. the barber bought one of his brooms, and, ive you a penny, and if you do not think that enough, you may take your broom again.”
the man took it, and asked hoive you a half-penny, and if that is not enough, you may put my beard on again.”
遭遇
两个俄罗斯人相遇了。“我昨天打到了一只巨大的熊，”伊万说，“瞧瞧这张皮。”
“你是如何找到这么巨大的熊的？”塞格问。
“很简单。”伊万说，“你在洞口吹口哨，当熊出来的时候，你就射击。”
几个星期之后，两个人又见面了，塞格身上绑着绷带。“你没有按照我所说的去做吗？”伊万问。
“当然照做了，我站在洞口吹口哨了。”塞格回答。
“什么东西出来了？”
“我认为，”塞格说，“看起来好像是横穿西伯利亚的快车。”
experience
figantic bear yesterday, ” says ivan. “look at the hide. ”
“hoe bears?” sergei asks.
“easy，” says ivan. “you stand in front of a cave and ain. sergei is covered in bandages. “didn’t you folloei replies.
“and ei, “it looked like the trans-siberian express.”
怎么知道他是个强盗
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