难得糊涂 第一章（3）
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冲着熨斗回话
一个小伙子去上班，他的两只耳朵上都缠着绷带。
老板问他：“你的耳朵怎么啦？”
他回答：“昨天，我正在熨衬衣的时候，电话响了（他做出将熨斗举到耳边的姿势）。咝！我突然意识到我是在对着熨斗讲话。”
老板说：“原来如此，这只耳朵解释完了，可是另一只耳朵是怎么回事？”
他说：“是这样的，我必须要打电话给大夫！”
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