农夫没有花多少心思去经营农场,大部分时间都盯着这个坑。
每当汽车开进坑里时,他就用拖拉机把汽车拉上来,然后向司机收取很多费用。
一天,一位汽车司机对他说:“你没日没夜地把汽车往外拉,肯定挣了很多钱吧。”
“哦,不,”农夫说,“我夜里不拉汽车,我还得往这个坑里灌水呢。”
this hole in the ground
there ate, there e hole in the road.
this hole ht it on his farm. he spent most of it the hole.
ed the driver a lot of money for doing this.
one day, the driver of a car said to him, “you must make a lot of money pulling cars out of this hole night and day.”
“oh, no,” the farmer said, “i don’t pull cars out of the hole at night. at night i fill the hole with water.”
您的大衣着火了
老师为了培养学生先思考后发言的习惯, 便告诉他们在说出重要事情之前先数到50,假如是特别重要的事情,就要先数到100。
第二天,老师在讲课时背靠着火炉。这时,他发现好几个学生的嘴唇在很快地动。 忽然,全班学生一起喊道:“98,99,100。老师,您的大衣着火了!”
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